Got any funny animal/pet stories?

[Naruzeldamaster]

It's been a minute since it happened, but recently my cat has picked up this habit of begging to be let out by the garage door.
He has a cat door, and bro uses it to come back in.
He usually just begs. But ONE whole time I got him to say 'please?' (not literally but like, a cat version) he hasn't done it since. too lazy lol

 

[pmmg]

My cat likes to have paper spread out on the floor. When I come home, he runs to the paper and sits on it, staring at me--judging. He wants to play paper, and spider wand. I get judged a lot. He also has picked up the habit of wanting to lay on people right across their chest and against their face. He makes it very hard to get anything done.

He spoiled rotten, and any nice thing you do for him, is something he comes to expect every time. There is no setting expectations with him. Let him in the closest once, and he will literally sit in front of it and cry every time its closed.

He's also terribly unobservant. I can throw him a treat, and he'll lose it on the floor. Then I can point at it and hes like...why are you pointing and where is my treat? Doofus.